No Fleetwood Mac?
You can go your own way, but first you're going to sing backup while I lay out some things I hate about you.

Magnetic Fields, "I Don't Really Love You Anymore."

In high school, I translated disco hits into Latin. "Ducetne me ad Funkytown?"

@Lexicondevil - I vaguely recall reading somewhere that "punk" evolved from being a term for a crack in a wall or some such to being slang for female genitalia, and then to use as prostitute (non-gender specific until much later). I can't find any support for this online, though, and I don't exactly have a reference…

I don't know the first thing about reggae, but I'd like to take the opportunity to tell the internet that Eek-A-Mouse is a damn nice guy. I met him one time, and somehow this led to him offering to be the godfather if I ever have kids.

Are we still playing this game? Because if so, I have to once again mention the time I met Anya Dick.

I know I'm late to this party, but no mention of Jenny Lewis?

On some level, I may deserve it, but being a lady, all they would have to do is gnaw through the straps.

Juggalopodes.

Oh, thank god I'm not the only one who thinks of that song every time I hear a discussion on Van Halen.

Shit, I was just thinking of her — this is all my fault, guys.
I just read an interesting review of a Roald Dahl biography, and holy shit did they have a rough time: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/…

At least she died doing what she loved, Sean. We should all be so fortunate.

Well, for one thing, "Serenity" becomes vastly more tolerable if you pretend it's about the singer's need for adult diapers.

Shouted out "Who killed the Kennedys?" when after all, it was Justin Timberlake.

He just wants his kids back.

… a newt?

You mean Uncle Robert?

Sex, Lies and Videotapes of Alex

Aimee Mann vs. Ice T.

I once met a woman whose name was Anya Dick. I think she was German; her English was not very good and I did not have the heart to tell her why she needed to use an alias.