"I miss your musk."

THIS JOKE REMAINS SO FRESH EVEN DAWES STILL LOVES IT!

"It's like flipping through Instagrams and watching your girlfriend just blow a million [other guys]”

…AND THIS IS THE SECOND BEST BABY BECAUSE IT'S MY NEW CHILD!

My favorite part of Transformers 3 is that it ends with Chicago almost entirely in ruins, the rest of the bad robots still around (only the two main leaders have been defeated), and countless civilians likely dead but none of this matter because all we need is a shot of the American Flag with a monologue on Freedom by…

I haven't decided if I want to seek out the leak yet or not, but glad to see so much positive stuff around it.

Because the past few years have sort of sucked and been disillusioning on a grand scale.

" does it really matter if he is more violent or callous than in the comics?"

I saw some articles about that and the general response was "What else do you want him to do?!?" to which I can only think… I don't know, something super? Or at least lead the bad guy out to the middle of fucking nowhere. Or at least try.

I thought he was more referring to all the bumps and what not on it. A quick google search shows he does have abs. Your faith can be restored!

Did he make it rain?

But how do we know the underside isn't silky smooth?

Somewhere a WB Executive says a smaller prayer of thanks to the one true Lord Above before doing blow off another tit and demanding Goyer just throw some more daddy issues at the rest of the Justice League and get that thing made already.

TWIST!

Yeah, maybe it's my field, but it doesn't seem weird that such a list would exist. A list of chairs is pretty useful for anyone interested in the field of industrial design or furniture design.

It's what I do!

Eh, if you use them correctly—and avoid some entirely—the filters don't always make the picture look shitty.

Because you touch yourself at night.

The twist was that Will Smith had just bought a zoo and was a reaaaaaaaaaaaaaal dick dad.

Being Scorcese, I'm almost positive this is the good-times feelin side A to the dark and bitter self-destruction that is side B.