Bull, Rand criticized people asking for handouts all the time.  ASKING, not just threatening.

My advice? Go self parody and rename it "Not Another Atlas Shrugged Movie."

Entitlement programs are funded by the people who benefit from them.  They're insurance programs.

So whining and begging for money is okay then.  Got it.

"In every communist country ever, the "working class" becomes deeply impoverished and utterly helpless…"

How can it be wildly out of scope if the reviews were polarized?

I think "became a lumberjack" should officially replace "jumped the shark."

It is impossible for Homeland not to fuck up.  The premise is fundamentally untenable.  That's why it sounds so compelling on paper.  It is impossible to execute.

"What does the Onion staff have against this show…"

Inherent Vice is pretty good.  Big Lebowski meets The Crying of Lot 49.

"Primo" means "cousin."  Nero confronted Arcadio.  Primo Arcadio.

Jessica Lange plays the Angel of Death.  Oh, what?  "Spoiler alert?"

Not bad, Sportello

I dunno, I thought it was pretty outright ballsy to have their two main characters literally sit and bullpen the story for the episode they were currently in.  Very meta.

Clearly, you are insane.

That's Evil Dead II…very different film except for the common element of, you know, evil dead people.

That's Evil Dead II…very different film except for the common element of, you know, evil dead people.

It's not Tio, it's Hector.  Tio means uncle.

It's not Tio, it's Hector.  Tio means uncle.