You lot of weak-minded apostates! Do you not see that you have surrendered your dignity to the demands of the sordid swill-pond of your so-called "people"? Can you not conceive of all that you have lost? Or are you too deluded to see beyond your cavernous navels now that you have made of your bodies debased material…

Or, rather, drops the world on the upturned heads of the beggar mass, crushing them like the filthy subhuman vermin they have so crassly made of themselves.

By curious mischance I stand above the thick-skulled throng again. You have guessed well at my favorite of your era's popular heroes, Eponymous. Tony Stark, girdled in iron and platinum of will, as fully embodied by Robert Downey Jr., is beauty itself. You misread his seeming philanthropy, though. For does he act for…

Oh, Sean!
You daren't mention that crude syphilitic penile run-off Paul and his diluted facade of Tea Party posturing and his appropriation of my noble name. He pretends to adhere to the tenets of truth's systematic representative in the material sphere! His is a mock mind aswarm with false and idle thoughts, and he…

The degradation of language is a tool of Socialist mind-control.

It Is Unfortunately Obvious Why Robin Hood Has Staggered on Its Way Toward Greatness.
The public is simply confused. The feeble fable on which the film purports to be based is a craven socialist fantasy, the sort of nonsense Stalin used to gush from that gutted-catfish mouth of his. Helgeland and Scott have done men's…

Ye Men, Sean! I Suspect My Haranguing Has Had Its Intended Effect!
Seanie, you are welcome at the salon over at Allie's this Friday. Be a dear and bring the brandy, will you? And try to ignore it if Stone Phillips hits on you. The poor lad is incorrigible!

I've not seen anything so terrifying since I accidentally caught "Son-In-Law" on late-night cable.

Ye Men, My Eyes Were Dazzled
…and my thighs did tremble at the magnificent sight of Tony Stark clad all in the gleaming product of his industry, standing erect and massive before the symbol of Egoist Freedom! There have been great moments in the history of art- the day that Archie showed his brass before his…

Cheadle has the poise and physique of a Greco-Roman discus thrower. It is always good to give his people something to aspire toward.

I Have Seen the Future, Children. And It Is Tony Stark.
Looking into his eyes is like being flogged with a snapping turtle.

Oh, Sean, My Boy. How You Disappoint Me.
Your weaponized wit is evidence of a mind keen enough to deduce by virtue of infallible logic the grotesque inanity of homosexual behavior! But perhaps I deduce from that wit- concerned as it is with the petty fuckeries of lesser reality television personalities and that…

You're becoming an Objectivist so you can think for yourself! Obviously!

"[M]ore teen-centric than the first"?!
Again the primate minds of Hollywood's heavy-browed buffoons light on the same dim bulb! Why produce works that challenge and inspire the sordid masses to greatness when one can suckle their fetal cortexes with pitiful pap?! You lot of sickly miscreants would have we the few lay…

For that I should mount you whilst wielding an Olympic torch.

Apologize to no one! The wisdom of crowds is merely the knowledge of lemmings of the way to the cliff!

Surely you jest. Michael Bay's craven populism knows no limits. Instead of justly idolizing the glorious achievers at NASA, he instead focuses on a lot of degenerate rough-necks who, magnificent physical forms aside, are poor examples of human excellence!

Alas, you are an idiot. Powder celebrates the magnificent erotic potential of the male form as it surges with a power greater than the base imaginations of collectivist institutions and crooked-backed priests could conceive!

"Jail" was merely a concession by weak-kneed toy-makers to the fascist demands of those Roosevelt Marxists. The true man does what he will!

You are correct, the first step is simply to ask, "Why?" The second step is to realize that the answer is, "Because I will it so." The third step is to effect your vision in the material sphere. By this I of course mean to suicide bomb Lionsgate Studios. After all, one must do what one can.