And get a restraining order on In The Mood For Love…

Holy shit… what's up with that dude's face, hair, skin?

Judging from that picture, someone's carved a smaller Chris Martin out of Chris Martin

Is that a Fat Jeremy Piven wearing shades at the back there?

Absolutely… he is a fucking specimen. The fact that people like him and Richard Littlejohn still have their tabloid soapboxes is a disgrace.

Why are the tabloids so big over here? There's of course the titillation… But ignoring the Daily Mail (or Daily Heil to give it its proper spelling) and sticking to the red tops, there are a couple of reasons… The main one being I think, here in England class distinction is pretty important to the majority of people,…

There probably would still have been The Simpsons… it was being shopped around to different networks, and Fox weren't the only ones interested…

Finally, some good news

Ok, here's my problem (and spoiler alert, it's not big) - Baron Cohen decided to choose a real country to portray his character - his what appears to be totally Eastern European character. Fine… but why choose a country whose inhabitants look almost Oriental Asian… it's just because of the -stan ending isn't it?…

Take these season five episodes of Fringe and I'll give you a free frozen yogurt, which I call Frogurt!

Snark all you want, O'Neal… but G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra and Four Brothers were tots hilarious!

and looks 14

Wow… she wears a lot of make up…

Late to the reply here… yes, the ringleader put his hat and jacket on the dead soldier/cop and made his gammy-legged getaway… er, I think.

I hope you emptied your drink and popcorn over him (the cinema equivalent of being tarred and feathered)

Shit…. former Videocracy hero Dax Flame… still not enough to make me want to see this steaming pile of horse crap though.

Cool… sounds interesting.

Must check this book out…

Absolutely, knuckles… it is one ropey area of town

Wait… why have I not heard of this Larry the Lion and his groin misadventures? Sounds like a recipe for hilarity.