Dost thou see a book before thee?

She did accuse Donald Trump of being high on cocaine during one of the presidential debates.

If Mike McCready ever puts out a Stevie Ray Vaughan tribute album it will be time to retire this award.

That triple humbucker Les Paul has been a visual trademark of Ace going back to 1975, when Kiss Alive came out. If you were a rock kid growing up in the 70's you studied that album cover until you knew every detail of it.

I don't know that I'd call it inessential to re-popularize the vibe of Chuck Mangione and Herb Alpert horn-based disco instrumentals. Donald and Melania probably still make sexy time to that music.

MORRISEY = Public Enemy #1.

Listen closely to her speaking voice. She hides it well, but every now and then you can detect her Russian accent.

My theory: Ms. Dunham is a Russian agent. Putin tasked her with making the Democratic Party's celebrity endorsers loathsome in the eyes of American voters. So far, so good. She will continue in this mission until Donald Trump is re-elected in 2020. Then she will retire to a life of luxury in Moscow. Or perhaps…

I feel the same way about Blue Oyster Cult, Judas Priest, and Jethro Tull. Pretty sickening that a dull-as-dishwater neo-70's act like Pearl Jam can get in while some of the original rock giants of the 70's remain excluded.

Top mullet of all time.

You're thinking of "Homicidal Suicidal" by Budgie. Or perhaps "Breadfan." MC5 was light fluff compared to Budgie.

MC5 can get lost. They're one of those vaunted rock legends I've periodically tried to get into and they never stick. They're boring. I don't derive any entertainment value from the fact that they're a hipster archetype.

The only rocking thing about Joan Baez is that she wrote "Diamonds and Rust" for Judas Priest. That's cool and all, but one song isn't enough to make her a rock n' roller.

Loverboy deserved to get in before Pearl Jam.

Zsa Zsa Gabor RIP.

Henry bought the most expensive tree he could find after he got out of the joint.

Ah fuck her. The more I read about her the less sympathy I have. I suspect the genesis of her downfall was that her collaborators allowed her to have songwriting credits on all 14 tracks of her hit album. She was listed as the sole songwriter for 11 tracks of the 14. That obviously went to her head. She got to…

Yep. The only time I ever heard Courtney Love say something smart was when she asked Kurt why he didn't just quit if he was so unhappy being a rockstar. Of course he was dead and unable to respond, so it was kind of dumb in that regard.

I usually won't judge an artistic work based on its fan club, but I'll make an exception for Hamilton. Some of the most elitist, amoral, and venal people in the world adore Hamilton.

A case could be made that the The Star Wars Holiday Special is fabulous if you can embrace your inner Wookie.