Sealab reference = Automatic win.

Nothing a little Caddyshack 3 won't fix!

"Girls"

I think you're referring to Jim Belushi. And sadly he was never on SNL.

Eye Explosion
Would it change your mind if you knew that electrician would have grown up to be… Hitler?

The first one's good too.

Did I say meow?

Absolutely everyone sees that. Psychoses or not.

You will but that's not the most important part… Oh, I've said too much.

I want to point out that I enjoyed that reference. It was well on topic and clever.

Creed starts a cupcake store with his business partner / prisoner Kelly.

You guys have convinced me to watch Extract and Cannonball Run tonight. Just like every night.

I went to a Super Bowl party this year that offered cookies reading "Colt's." It really got me thinking…

The funding is rolling in except it now is a Coke commercial.

I would prefer to see all tiny actors but even tinier sets making them large by comparison. Also, they should ride racoons. Tiny ones. Also, not a western but a remake of Tron but with racoons instead of everything. Also, not a movie but a recording I make on my tape recorder. This shit writes itself.

Shortly… heh

Great. Thanks for coming.

So then…
This would contradict my belief that she's been deceased for several years.

I only skim these boards for Battle Beyond the Stars references. The names of all those who make positive comments on Battle Beyond the Stars will be written on my hand and remembered in the final days (I mean that in a good way).

The picture's lack of gun symmetry is really fucking with my head. Why can't they be the same gun? Now I have to go knock on wood seventeen times, check to make sure the door is locked and wash my hands for two hours.