I for one do not like romcoms.

Women be shoppin'

Dammit, I had Gregory Peck first, little asian! Curses.

Every small town in Texas has a Redbox.

Once you've tasted failure…

Austin is a terrible, horrible place to live, full of disgusting, fat, old women, with no opportunities for recreation or aculturation.

Someone had to invent the word "coinage."

This is what I came to this review for.

Yeah, I hear Jeff Goldblum fell off a cliff in New Zealand.

I just never took Mr. Murray to be a dance loving type, much less the dance analyzing and critiquing type.

Also, childish copy-editing criticism aside, are you faux-real with this unironic love of dance?

This are the girls,
and these are the guys

Not yet.

Hello baldness my old friend,
Remake The Bucket List again…

Poor Tim Meadows
Seriously.

Mutant League Football for Genesis is the gold standard for football video games.

I haven't had HBO in a long time, but
I always liked Entourage, without being able to identify with any of the characters, or really feeling any crippling envy of Grenier's character.

He also addressed itchy ani in a way that was respectful, yet humorous.

Which is the magical half?

geez.