Um I already told you, I can't read.

I think Maxwell is on the wrong boat. One too many silver hammers to the skull.

TELL ME WHATCHOO GONNA DO whenthereaintnoplacetorunnowwhen JUDGMENT COMES FOR JUDGMENT COMES FOR YOU

Thank God! Now I can enjoy a bromantic staycation while funemployed.

I've never thought of Oliver Wendell Holmes as a smug hipster. I like it.

Are there still Juggalos?
Were there ever?

How else do you get your $4.99 worth?

You sound sad about it.

If only Soapbox was owned by a company large enough to properly promote it.

Oh! And he has been one of my best friends since third grade.

I'm also glad that he is moving out, because he stinks like shit and his room is full of about 10,000 Wendy's cups.

I have a similar roommate, Dr. N. Of course, I never went abroad with him, but I believe that he would turn down any opportunity to go anywhere if it conflicted with WoW.

All I know is you don't want to be in a guild with Larry Groznic.

Not with such intellectual visionaries as Theron and Jolie at the helm!

The Wrestler
Todd was a great asshole manager in The Wrestler.

Corey Feldman must reprise his 1989 role as Donatello…
Bossa Nova!

zing

It's "Hey-oh!"

This was going to be the book that I wr[o]te, but they beat me to it.

I'll take catch the semen for $400. Is that what the mustache is for, Trebek?