Finally!

@Loose Stool and Right Wingnut

Gay vampire couples tend to have more disposable income than straight werewolf couples.

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@mbs : I think you're going to enjoy True Blood.

Generation Guru
As an attorney I am a member of some boring organizations. As a committee member I found myself being the sole vote against hiring a "generation guru" to teach a seminar for the organization.

Sucksplosions?

and boom goes the dynamite

You mean the 'Got Milk' campaign that launched the career of one MICHAEL FUCKING BAY?

I can be located in the gathering hall, magnums resplendent with the finest sparkling white wines. Maiden, I possess all necessary stimulants.
I prefer fornication to polite courtship. Should you require a massage, embrace me!

That's IHOP bitches.

Federer hits the ball. Nadal hits it back. Federer back to Nadal. Oh no, Nadal didn't hit the ball back to Federer.

What's the deal with hog for breakfast?

Cut to a group of babes MILES AWAY from anyone in the band.

—Persist or Expire!

The "Who comes off worse in Dig" question is an interesting personality test.

You didn't like 'How Merriam met Webster'?

I'm orbitting Pluto,
Drawn in by its groovitational pull,
I'm jammin' out with the Mick Jagganauts, and they
Think it's pretty cool man.

I have several Ed Hardy shirts. They were given to me by my rich aunt and uncle, who live in Beverly Hills. I've been getting one for Christmas for the last four years. So I have four.

Yeah, that is one low-hanging fruit.