At least, he'd like to.

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosiiiissssss!!!

The A.V. Club
it must have taken a very specific kind of genius to come up with, it's so bizarre and perfect

"Elementary chaos theory tell us that all robots will eventually turn against their masters and run amok in an orgy of blood and kicking and the biting with the metal teeth and the hurting and shoving."

It's a rough world without you, Spalding.

ZARDWOZ!

"He stole our plot!"

Look at that screenshot, he's drinking a beer, presumably at the office! You can't control someone like that!

wHAT hAPPENED tO tHE oRIGINAL tITLE?

Or do the old Ned Devine switcheroo!

"Oh, Ms. West, games? Must we?"

Yeah, despite the somberness of the episode, as soon as I saw that visual juxtaposition I couldn't help but grin. Damned clever!

The Blanket's right. Heck, I'm going to play an endless loop of Progressive TV ads too.

Good call on the jazz, Miller - I'd love to have a proper brass band and second line at my funeral.

I'd kind of like to use "Shake, Rattle and Roll." It'd cheer people up and it'd make the end of my life like the ending of Clue! I could live with that, so to speak.

ColdGottoBe! You were missed yesterday.

"He stole our spiderwebsite!"

Finding Nemo is my favorite Pixar film, and I'll give one more reason for its greatness: Thomas Newman's score, which at that time was unlike any other I'd heard in an animated film. He hit that one out of the park.

Fwing! *THWACK*
Fwing! *THWACK*
Fwing! *THWACK*

INBETWEENBOOTS sound like some sort of dastardly fashion item hawked by Ron Popeil in the wee hours of the night.