"Hey, now that, now that Largo's gone, we, we can play the forbidden music!"

"Pah, Raymond Chandler? More like LAME-mond Chandler. Ha-Ha!!"

This is actually my favorite Ralph line of the episode. It may not be as quotable as the others, but the note of disgust in his voice when he says "Leave me alone" is perfect.

Orange you glad Jenji Kohan has a new show?

TEAM . . . GRAY?

I got this - Bart Giamatti passed away shortly after banning Pete Rose from baseball, and John Cusack has played characters named PETE (True Colors) and ROScoE (Class).

"I'm not the guy who's holding Theon Greyjoy hostage. And if I was, I certainly wouldn't tell you."

THIS, right here - this is the major problem with Sorkin's recent television work, in my view. I could go on and on, but suffice it to say that it's far more interesting to watch characters who are imperfect and screw up a lot - like our friends at Sports Night and the folks in The West Wing ("I'm tired of being field…

Yeah, I love looking over the selections. I wouldn't be surprised if at some point Pennsylvania switched one or both of those out, as some states have tended to do with their now more obscure selections.

Each state gets to provide two statues of notable people to the collection in the U.S. Capitol. One of Utah's is none other than Philo Farnsworth. It's pretty awesome: http://www.aoc.gov/capitol-….

I wouldn't be surprised if a mustache like that came with superpowers.

I once learned that the Italian word for eggplant translates as "crazy apple," because in olden days they believed that eating eggplant would drive a person insane.

Team of Rivals is easily one of my favorite books, one that I think lives up to all the hype and mystique surrounding it. If you're not in tears by the end, then heavens, I don't know what's wrong with you!

Dr. Rumak knows a thing or two about flying!

Trust me, I have every intention of lugging this thing to the beach!

It gets killed at Billy Idol's White Wedding!

"I'm Barney Google with the goo-goo-googly eyes!"

I've read it too and was equally shocked. And beyond that, L. Ron Hubbard really is an immensely fascinating character. It makes for a great story, and an excellent companion piece to Jon Krakauer's Under the Banner of Heaven, another tale of a uniquely American faith.

Mmmm, Andre Previn, eh? LSO, eh? CD, eh? I like it!

@avclub-d542a3419c3ad57206a96bcc86155ebc:disqus, get me a script by 2pm! We're shooting this picture today!