THE BARTLETS. Father Jed, Mother Abby, Daughters Elizabeth, Ellie, and Zoey. I think old Arthur would be a fine addition to that First Family.

I am tremendously excited for Nebraska. Alexander Payne is up there with the Coen Brothers in my book as filmmakers who have never disappointed me. Sideways is one of my very favorite films of all time, The Descendants is a very beautiful and moving picture, Election is of course a fantastic and timeless comedy, and Ab…

Hiya Spicey!

Thirded!

Sword? I don't think my drink has a sword . . .

For the record, I don't actually have a drink - I was merely playing along with the charade of a party. But let's say the rum in my imaginary drink was Gosling's!

I'm nursing my eye - I had a drink of my fancy rum drink without removing the parasol first!

My goodness, I think I missed the news about WUD! In what capacity are you hitting the boards?

Fashionably late, wallflower!

Well hello Jimmy! What a pleasant surprise!

Franko, old sport! How's tricks?

Hi there, CGB! The T.I. does tend to make time disappear, eh?

This reminds me of the most famous musician who ever faked his own death: Dino Spumoni.

Surely I'm too old.

Howdy, folks! How's it . . .

Robots are everywhere, and they eat old people's medicine for fuel.

I think I've told this story before, but as a joke I made a giant picture of Nien Nunb the desktop image on my old roommate's laptop. He kept it there, and at some point his parents saw it and it scared the shit out of them. I wish I could have seen that.

"Shehvee."

I suspect there will be much discussion on these threads about Star Trek Into Darkness, so I'll throw in my two cents.

That last point right there is all the reason I need to be completely excited for it - John Goodman's in a Coen Brothers film? SOLD. Adam Driver as a Jewish cowboy singer and a novelty song about Kennedy are icing on the cake!