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The Okay Gatsby
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You know what still holds up?
Good ol' fashioned pornography. I enjoyed it when I was a lad, and I enjoy it now. The breasts, the vaginas, the coitus. It never gets old. If you haven't checked out pornography since your formative years, give it a second look. I think you'll be pleasantly surprised.

I'm really dissapointed
Not to see a thread of flamboyant pet names.

I'm not done with BSG yet
Quick question for the nerds up in here. I was late to BSG (I was in college when it was airing) and I'm halfway through season 3. I have all of Caprica sitting on my DVR. Can I watch it while finishing BSG? Are there spoilers, or will I miss integral things. I don't see how there can be

I got my weed from the west, My pills from the east…
…And 2 bottles of goose

What about all those gay prostitutes buried under J. A. Adanade's stairs?

Honest to Blog!

Precious was based on a book? GUHGUHGUHWAAHHHH???
That title has Tyler Perry's thumb print all over it.
"Precious? That's a good title, but you need to make it at least a paragraph. All good titles are that long. Don't you remember the movie Sex and the City: The Movie: Based on the Television Show by Darren Star