Tabasco is mostly vinegar, so presumably making it with champagne vinegar would be possible. And awful. And overpriced.

Depends on the shit you're trying to get done.

Me too, but that's mostly because my first job was a temp paralegal at Jamjams, Hartley and Schmidt.

Though to be fair, by this point we all know that unless you're sitting on a giant checkbook, legislative offices won't be impressed with anything you say period.

Sure, but we're cosmopolitan assholes. Assmopolitans, if you will.

Stop Jabbing Magnifying Glasses Into Your Eyes, Because Now There's the AV Club's Giant New Font

Okay, but why is the article text so goddamned big?

Minuet in Hell has the Brigadier, but is, I'm sorry to say, not great. The Brig comes back in later episodes though.

I know this puts me solidly in the minority, but I never liked Donna.

I would watch the hell out of that movie.

The clown puts folks in a hole in the ground! Gotham, Gotham

"Fredric Wertham's Originals"

Not stupidly portentous enough, not enough colons.

Man of Steel Oxidizes Slowly

Man of Steel: Heart of Glass, Woman of Kleenex

Off topic, but why is everything on the new site so goddamned big. It's bad enough that anyone looking over my shoulder can tell I'm wasting time without them being able to read the article from accross the room.

Looks like that version of Windows nobody wants to use.

There's still time to get the concession for the next season of Girls.

It's not a pun, he just enjoys standing in a circle of 50 lightbulbs and counting.

When Remmington finds out what his daughter's up to he's going to be pissed