Isn't the movie "The Road" supposed to come out this year? I loved the book but info on the movie has been dicey.

I think they said it couldn't be done well… and it wasn't.

So to sum up, despite claims to the contrary that actually was a spectacularly failed firstie.

He was not Nathan "Arizona" Huffhein.

Every time I have to visit Texas I'm frickin' amazed at how just about everyone who lives there is so damn proud to be from Texas.
Then I look around and ask myself "why?"

I have a golf outing coming up. I plan to abuse my kidneys and liver a great deal. I wonder if she'll come to my rescue to hold my bag, wash my balls, give me strokes and join in our threesome.

The Suing of Jeff Tweedy by the Coward Jay Bennet

I couldn't get past the fact that the "old" Benjy B looked like Donald Rumsfeld. I was totally sent off the rails with the idea that Rummy was aging backwards and a younger version would pop up in a future Republican administration and woo the socks off the soccer moms with his Pitt-like good looks and the next thing…

Hot Damn!
Jake and the Fatman Season 2 is out just in time for Mother's Day!

Is that a line from the upcoming R-rated Diff'rent Strokes movie? Of which iTunes will not be carrying the red band trailer?

Based on that description, I'm wondering if this is the same lady that just wowed Simon on Britain's Got Talent?

The Young Ones has been placed in stasis and hermetically sealed in a revered corner of my brain. It was fucking hilarious and will remain that way forever. I refuse to watch it again and ruin the beauty of what once was.

It made me laguh oto.

County Fairs across the US is gonna get rocked The O.R.B. style.

Is this movie like Groundhog Day? I mean, do Sarah Jessica Parker, Jennifer Lopez, Kate Hudson, etc. come back to haunt him as the ghosts of romantic comedies past? Do they show him images from Dazed and Confused, A Time To Kill, and We Are Marshall in an effort to wake him from his buff everydude malaise and…

Chrysler can't get a bailout but LaBeouf keeps getting film gigs. What's wrong with America?

Wall Street Reloaded

"In a performance that hits just the right note of existential emptiness and bone-deep exhaustion, Cusack plays a man who understands intuitively that the redemption and new life he seeks will forever be just out of his grasp."

Who knows? God willing, they'll all meet again in Wilco 2: The Search for More Money

The Monkees, The Monkees, The Monkees (theme from)