Yes, but when you find the easter egg that opens the cut scene of the zombies doing the choreography from Thriller, it's all worth it.

Hmmmm, my scheming ex sold a box of my favorite books… Mr. Phipps, if the box you now have in your possession contains a copy of Alfred Bester's The Demolished Man, and within that book resides a bookmark and if said bookmark is in reality a naked picture of an attractive young woman of vaguely Hispanic appearance,…

Uma may have been great as "the bride" but she just didn't fill Diana Rigg's leather trousers with the same flair.

This is a fantastic idea. This movie is a guaranteed winner. What could possibly derail its success?

Trick or Treat is the top of the heap in this category. Gene Simmons as a DJ, Ozzy as a televangelist and the main character played by that nebbish from Family Ties? Come on, rock and roll harmonic convergence baby.

Pity the janitor who got holodeck cleanup duty.

I'm looking for a video intern in my pants.

Touch my balls and ass indeed.

I'm impressed by the lack of assistance he's getting from the Silk Spectator in the background.

Tie Your Mother Down > Erik's entire post

Vanilla Ice and Eminem on the same day??? It's a honkey rap supernova.

In Oklahoma they don't use jelly they use Vasoline, dontcha know.

He shoulda bashed gays and named himself after a colorful chocolate candy. Then he woulda been huge.

Sounds like the mortgage crisis is now impacting Kevin Smith.

His nuts are swinging on the Gallo's pole.

Wait
That was Mike Myers? He sucks.

I saw the words avant-garde in the first sentence and stopped reading.

On the bright side, the poisonous fumes may take out a few Christian Conservatives at the next Kindle burning.

Aren't Her and Flings what they serve during intermission at the Vagina Monologues?

He invented a very nice knife though.