Assault with a Diddly weapon

THIS IS TARA!!

[CONFETTI RAINS DOWN]

Alternately titled "So You Think You Can Dodge Your Spouse's Gunfire?"

That sperm must first be appraised by a neutral party.

Mental images of nude celebrities fall under "fair use."

"Mr. President, when you had that cameo on SNL … did Lorne say anything about me?"

Feels like Riki Lindhome is cheating on Kate Micucci …

"WAHOO!!!!"

True, true. But from his point of view he's just tossing them out into the snow as an unholy sacrifice. Fuck the daughters, chuck the sons.

Any time a character smokes, or even mentions, crack.

I went to CostCo and was very disappointed not to be greeted with "Welcome to CostCo. I love you."

That image plus his shushing reassurances … I shudder at that scene every time. Noah Cross is film's greatest monster.

They really do have a lot in common. Kings and lords have been super shitty dads since the beginning of recorded history. Now it's true of politicians and CEOs.

Mass Effect: Andromeda.

Pretty spot-on list. I'd add King Edward Longshanks from Braveheart.

Wilson will be playing Otto, the inflatable autopilot. He doubles as a flotation device.

He made a great villain in Cast Away if you were rooting for the forces of nature.

I hope the movie features a lot of regular flights and one exciting one in the middle.

I don't know how they're going to make this dramatic. What if the Titanic maneuvered past the iceberg and everything worked out great! And everyone remembers exactly what happened because it was five years ago!