♫ I will kill your wife/ I will kill your son/ I will kill your infant daughter. ♫

"This series no longer holds any appeal for us."

Though it frightens me on a visceral level, I'm gonna force myself to get off to this in your honor. I'll plug up my urethra and try to sneeze at just the right moment.

The AV Club

They feel nothing when you pass through them?

"Worse than eating fifteen pancakes."

That's the yellow belt. Then comes "barely adequate."

That's what she said.

You wouldn't hit a man in glasses.

Acually, nouns are things. Those are adjectives.

Words that accurately describe sex with an A.V. Club commenter:

I never forget a face, but in Rob Zombie's case I'll be glad to make an exception.

*Monkey triumphantly holds baby comedian over cliff*

None of them have hit puberty?

No notifications for me yet. They better not delete my life's work.

It took me a few episodes to get into it, but in the end it makes my top 5 all time. Behind The Wire but up there with Mad Men and Breaking Bad.

By all accounts he's one of the biggest assholes in Hollywood and everyone hates working with him. So he's got that going for him, too.

On BBC America it's called $o¢¢er.

"Ballers is hollow at its core." Fine, but does it have titties and dope rides?

As much as I personally enjoy it, I understand how someone could dislike Game of Thrones. But Deadwood? Blasphemy!