Yeah, this fool ain't dead.

Bran has basically caught up to where he is in the books.

Sounds like sour grapes, your grace.

Feels like ten years.

It's a popular theory, but this is actually where Dance with Dragons leaves off. It's been a five-year long cliffhanger.

You'd think it would, but no. I was 12; she was hypersexual and had big tits. No regrets.

I blew my very first load to Jenny McCarthy, so this show will always hold a place in my wretched heart.

Throw in a healthy dose of sweat, unwashed ass, and Eau de Toilettes Publiques.

Too bad you can't livestream the stench.

It's incredible. Must be blood magic. I also think the frizzy 90s hair was holding her down until the later seasons.

She is soooooo good-looking.

They are of legal combined age.

I'm gonna bash 'em right the <dub>fork</dub> in!

As long he's not actually in it. I would accept a cameo appearance as "Drowning Man."

Please don't distract the master while he's coloring in his coloring book (coming Fall 2015).

It makes me want to drown someone in a public fountain.

Until recently, I had no idea that was the inspiration for The Room. The character Mark is named after Mark Damon (no joke) because Wiseau thought that was his name.

If it were the game, you'd actually be looking at a few hundred bucks. But who the hell wouldn't have opened that back then?

I should have, but my laziness beat my OCD.

For one thing, DVDs look better on the shelf. Except for The Simpsons Season 6 Homer head. Fuckin thing fucks up my whole collection.