And, according to her comment history, everyone she knows is rich and only works a couple of hours a week.

iPod, iPad, I don't know anymore!

Todd Barry describing his day was the highlight for me. I'm approaching 30, and it's comforting to know I can still be content in 20 years even if my values never change. That's the takeaway, right?

It could become a season-by-season motif. "Oh my god … Hannibal killed Abigail!" "You bastards!"

It's only fatal if Hannibal decides it is. He knows which arteries are set to "stun." Basically anyone left alive is alive because Hannibal wants them that way.

So … Who's not actually dead? There's gotta be someone, right? Right?

She a legit violin prodigy, too:

"Few actresses make me hate their characters as much as Pamela Adlon"

Don't underestimate Dornish skincare.

Melisandre. Pert. For about five minutes.

Ah yes, the Beanpole-That-Rides. They might as well have cast Yao Ming.

The real Red Viper? Socialism.

"A lot of people take vacations …"

That's a shame. No one who speaks German could be an evil man.

Oh, man, Tyrion's reaction, too. Needless to say, it got a little dusty in here.

The Bart, The!

My reaction to the last five seconds of the preview: Oberyn vs. The Mountain! Fuck yes! TWO WEEKS?? GOD DAMMIT!

That scene between Oberyn and Tyrion was amazing. Oberyn, you're my champion, too.

IS THERE GOLD IN THE VILLAGE? HOW MANY MEN WERE WITH HIM? HOW MANY? HOW MANY? HOW MANY?

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