"My family was kidnapped by the cartel!!!"

FX has passed it in the power rankings. Showtime still a distant 4th.

The cover features a ribald illustration of a grandson visiting. He's a lawyer, you know.

Not the cock! Not the cock! AHHHHHHHHHH!

Sounds like a case for Paul Scheer and Jason Mantzoukas.

All I know of Mitch Albom is that he was occasionally one of the douchebags on The Sports Reporters.

Mitch Albom pops out behind Winkie's diner.

Are these the Nazis, Walter?

It's human nature, and she's not sorry.

OF COCK

I'm getting a black jumpsuit and grappling hook.

If it means we never have to endure another CeCe relationship arc, I'm for it. Buster or whatever the fuck his name is has as much charisma as a can of Foster's.

"Portland, Earth?"

"Sell Out" got a lot of play on MTV, but I'm sure saying I like that song elicits a "pssh" from the Reel Big Fish fans.

A likely story, but leave a message and I'll call you back.

One of these days, you're gonna you're gonna you're gonna end up seeing somethin!

"Some voids can't be filled with Jamba Juice."

Straw … The poor man's precious metal.

You remember, that guy whose name was none of our goddamn business.

What we found out is that each of us is a videogame critic …
…and a movie critic…
…and a TV critic…
…and a music critic…