I just like mailing food.

*takes shot*

Yeah, I thought about Marty. He's definitely an alcoholic, too, but among his vices, poon-hounding takes center stage.

I'm clearly feeling the True Detective void tonight, but is it too early to induct Rust in the alky hall of fame? He was only sober for spells, but he was an epic functional drunk.

For every win they gave us, there were probably five punches straight to the gut. Ups and downs, Dukies and Bubbles.

You're supposed to add him and say "You happy now, bitch?"

Black stars = Nelly and the St. Lunatics

You know what they say: If you can't stand the heat, get out of herre.

Inventory: Songs that have ruined common phrases.

I was sure that was a word Anthony Kiedis made up.

Verger has been cast for this season, but I thought he's all about the kids. Maybe NBC won't let them go there with his character.

Seriously. He could have followed that face up with a joke about hating Mondays.

It was a hilariously measured reaction to a scene like that, but that's who she is. Damn, she is icy.

Defense: Hey, aren't you a lying douchebag? No further questions.

"Not only is justice blind, it's mindless and heartless."

Prosecutor suggests Will is the smartest person in the room.

When you get close, you can see the facial scars.

[spoiler redacted]

THANKS OBAMA

Take a deep breath. My original point was that, just like religious nuts, atheists are capable of being dogmatic and refusing to chill the fuck out about their beliefs. You seem intent on backing me up on that.