That is a big reason why I watch shows like this (also "Jerry Springer"). At least I'm not as bad as those people!

I see what you mean.

Not as bad as grinning faces floating around in a green mist. **shudder**

You're not a 7-year-old who competes in beauty pageants?  Prove it!

Either words mean pretty much the same thing all the time or we might as well just point and grunt.

Yeah I'm on top of the world.

Texas just goes on and on and on…

We love the new Jahar album, and here's why you should too!

If a dollar value is assigned to both men and women, then how on God's green earth is that sexist?

Heehee, Bunheads.

In how many of these episodes does Aisha die?

You just blew my mind.

Whoa Adam, that's a multi-million dollar idea there! Don't just give it away!

There are no little children to suffer horrible deaths, so there's one that won't be fulfilled.

"Time to burn this medicine in my trusty garbage can—oh, right!"

Then you'll enjoy my upcoming documentary "Douche on a Pipe: The Shawn White Story".

No, it's Wi Tu Lo.

Fuck.  You, The Killing.

Whatever impact the Tea Party had was for the worse, so anyone who accomplished nothing did immeasurably more to make the world a better place than they did.

Allison Pill's hair is