Fuck you, The Killing.  Feel better now?

Olivia Munn is a nerd like I'm a Chinese jet pilot.

Huh, I've made the Tucson-to-Las Vegas drive in real life. So I don't think I'll be playing "Desert Bus" any time soon.

That's a good point.

Poor guy.

Somebody set us up the bomb.

That is the most literate pet peeve I've heard in a long time. My hat's off to you.

Hit the free wine samples a little too hard, did you?

The kids are into jazz? Heroin overdoses.

I love you people.

Marc Maron and Michael Ian Black.

Out!  Out, damned deer piss!

Can you tell me what it is?

Mistir Sandler, did you do any research to prepare for this movie, like having real deer piss poured on your head?  And if so, are there pictures of it available?

We don't allow gimmick posters on this site.

Was he holding a Subway sandwich during the mauling?

Yeah , that was pretty terrible.

Nudity in movies is never gratuitous.

But how does that relate to ME?

" The character's decision to leave his post to fuck Charlize Theron is stupid"