Having never seen this show, that Severide guy looks like the world's biggest douchebag.

Let's be honest:  how many phone numbers is he going to get talking about Higgs bosons or genetic drift?  Sometimes, less is more.

The normals will never understand. That's okay, let 'em gripe.

As someone who has a difficult time talking to women, I have always sympathized with Raj's social anxiety and enjoyed seeing it. 

Maybe if you trimmed it down from 1,743 pages?

Excellent point.  That's the first thought that comes to my mind when I see she's in a movie. 

I love how it gets a D *plus*! That should be consolation!

That's why I think I'm qualified to be a writer.

Yes, it will keep,people in their seats.

There's a network doing worse than NBC???

By not picking up a good show and putting on "NCIS: Scranton" instead, they are denying us something we would probably enjoy.

There's some fine, fine television coming out of Canada. Yep, some fine television indeed.

What if I don't consider that high praise?

NERRRRRRRRRDS! [belches]

Not only morons, but Class A Morons.

Audiences are getting more sophisticated— putting a hat on a moose instead of using an actual extra doesnt fool them anymore.

You made Barack Obama so angry he jumped into his Zil and drove to his dacha on the Black Sea to let off steam.

How about George Washington? He wore freaking powdered wigs and frilly shorts—people must have thought he was nuts!

They really are that good.

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