But whatever you do, don't cut out from work early and pay attention to her between 3 and 4 PM because that would be awkward for everyone.

Don't get your hopes up for a good series finale.

Don't get your hopes up for a good series finale.

D minus?  What a tease!  Just go all the way and give it the old Frankie, reviewer whose name I didn't catch!

D minus?  What a tease!  Just go all the way and give it the old Frankie, reviewer whose name I didn't catch!

Does president Honey Boo Boo solve the federal deficit?

Does president Honey Boo Boo solve the federal deficit?

Don't worry, I still hate it.

Don't worry, I still hate it.

If your plane crashes into a volcano, do not despair, it is simply Xenu's will.

If your plane crashes into a volcano, do not despair, it is simply Xenu's will.

I don't use those.  It's all about my enjoyment!

I don't use those.  It's all about my enjoyment!

Good lord, E. Buzz Miller didn't win the E. Buzz Miller award?  That's harsh!

Good lord, E. Buzz Miller didn't win the E. Buzz Miller award?  That's harsh!

Too late.

Too late.

I care!  Although to be honest I was hoping for some random profanity in your post. 

I care!  Although to be honest I was hoping for some random profanity in your post. 

The kids:  "Who IS this guy, anyway?"