The kids:  "Who IS this guy, anyway?"

Til you're bleeding!

Til you're bleeding!

I don't know, if "Two and a Half Men" hadn't gone on as long as it did, we wouldn't have seen Charlie Sheen's character get ground into rat food by a train.

I don't know, if "Two and a Half Men" hadn't gone on as long as it did, we wouldn't have seen Charlie Sheen's character get ground into rat food by a train.

Ted will get blasted back in time, and become his own father.  The kids he's telling his story to are his sister and HIMSELF.

Ted will get blasted back in time, and become his own father.  The kids he's telling his story to are his sister and HIMSELF.

Gosh, how do your enemies treat you?

Gosh, how do your enemies treat you?

You are welcome to live on here at the AV Club.

You are welcome to live on here at the AV Club.

I love this show.  Well, that's a bit strong but it's a heck of a show, I think.

I love this show.  Well, that's a bit strong but it's a heck of a show, I think.

I hope someone gets fired for this blunder.

I hope someone gets fired for this blunder.

You raise some good points.  Dennis could definitely be a veterinarian, with his attempts to be logical and his emotional detachment.  And Mac so often seems like a lost little boy in a man's body, trying to make his dad love him.  Poor Dee, her ambition is to be an actor, which she has no talent for.  Maybe she…

You raise some good points.  Dennis could definitely be a veterinarian, with his attempts to be logical and his emotional detachment.  And Mac so often seems like a lost little boy in a man's body, trying to make his dad love him.  Poor Dee, her ambition is to be an actor, which she has no talent for.  Maybe she…

Maybe no one will ever see this, way at the bottom, but happy holidays to you guys, too.  Thanks for making this a terrific place to hang out. 

Maybe no one will ever see this, way at the bottom, but happy holidays to you guys, too.  Thanks for making this a terrific place to hang out. 

"Even as these cast members became famous millionaires"