That mouse was awesome!  "A scorpion, eh?  Good, I'm getting hungry."

Fappo was my favorite Marx Brother, but I watched him so much I started to lose my eyesight.

Fappo was my favorite Marx Brother, but I watched him so much I started to lose my eyesight.

Haha, you wrote "swallow."

Haha, you wrote "swallow."

What's wrong with being sexy?

What's wrong with being sexy?

I think you're right, though.  Movie titles do seem to be on a downward trend. 

I think you're right, though.  Movie titles do seem to be on a downward trend. 

I'll say Anna Kendrick is very underused!!!

I'll say Anna Kendrick is very underused!!!

I've been hit in the head many times and suffered no ill effects.

I've been hit in the head many times and suffered no ill effects.

I've been hit in the head lots of times and had no ill effects.

I've been hit in the head lots of times and had no ill effects.

The gnome in "King's Quest" loves this joke.

The gnome in "King's Quest" loves this joke.

The Clint Eastwood one, of course, so you can make hilarious jokes about talking to empty chairs.

The Clint Eastwood one, of course, so you can make hilarious jokes about talking to empty chairs.

Ok—d'oh, too late!