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Oscar Leroy
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Ok—d'oh, too late!

Is Gordon ****ing Ramsay in this ****ing movie?

Is Gordon ****ing Ramsay in this ****ing movie?

Look on the bright side, as my mailman says.

Look on the bright side, as my mailman says.

I feel you, Jean-Luc, but once a new life has been brought into the world it's time to put judgmental feelings aside.  Throwing a teen mother out of high school won't do her kid any favors in the long term.

I feel you, Jean-Luc, but once a new life has been brought into the world it's time to put judgmental feelings aside.  Throwing a teen mother out of high school won't do her kid any favors in the long term.

Yeah, I think it might be time to ratchet down the movies which make being a high school outcast look like such a great old time.  I can believe a movie where a kid gains the powers of a spider and fights a green goblin, but this?  Nah.

Yeah, I think it might be time to ratchet down the movies which make being a high school outcast look like such a great old time.  I can believe a movie where a kid gains the powers of a spider and fights a green goblin, but this?  Nah.

Movie titles have never been better!  Right, "John Carter" and "Texas Chainsaw 3D"?

Movie titles have never been better!  Right, "John Carter" and "Texas Chainsaw 3D"?

I was going to make an "Amy Adams talking to a chair" joke, but that brought up too many painful memories…

I was going to make an "Amy Adams talking to a chair" joke, but that brought up too many painful memories…

" How do I get out of this pit that has a rope hanging down the side???  HOW?????"

" How do I get out of this pit that has a rope hanging down the side???  HOW?????"

Ok Neil248, I suppose the "jocks" and the "nerds" at your high school weren't at war with each other, either!!!!

Ok Neil248, I suppose the "jocks" and the "nerds" at your high school weren't at war with each other, either!!!!

Although the character in "Gran Torino" said racist things, the movie was not, in fact, racist.