If you watched "Seinfeld" you'd understand.  All would be revealed!

I'm watching "Face Off", the show about make-up artists who turn actors into monsters and zombies and aliens and other horrible things, and one of the artists on the show said she was raised a Mennonite. 

I wouldn't have it any other way!

I wouldn't have it any other way!

Haha!

Haha!

I'm glad this show turned out to be terrible.  Because I thought it looked terrible.  I like to be right.

I'm glad this show turned out to be terrible.  Because I thought it looked terrible.  I like to be right.

If they ask you that, you should ask them "well what did you think of 'Two And A Half Men'?"  If you're as big of a smartass as I am, that is.

If they ask you that, you should ask them "well what did you think of 'Two And A Half Men'?"  If you're as big of a smartass as I am, that is.

"who doesn’t have the vacation fantasy of finding a decomposing body on your walk through the gloom?"

"who doesn’t have the vacation fantasy of finding a decomposing body on your walk through the gloom?"

No inventor of the keyboard tie, either.

No inventor of the keyboard tie, either.

Print is dead.

Print is dead.

I think it means, why call yourself "Mennonite" if you follow few, if any, of the restrictions proscribed by the Mennonite faith?

I think it means, why call yourself "Mennonite" if you follow few, if any, of the restrictions proscribed by the Mennonite faith?

Well it's good to have you here, Pedantic.  I sure never thought we'd have a Mennonite commenter. 

Well it's good to have you here, Pedantic.  I sure never thought we'd have a Mennonite commenter.