"ill-advised tattoos"

"ill-advised tattoos"

You'll never get anywhere in life until you learn to lie on a job application.  I bet your resume is totally honest, too!  What's wrong with this country today?

You'll never get anywhere in life until you learn to lie on a job application.  I bet your resume is totally honest, too!  What's wrong with this country today?

If you stopped doing everything that nobody read!!!

If you stopped doing everything that nobody read!!!

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Xterra R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Xterra R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

Car wars, give me those car wars!  If they should bar wars, please let these stay!

Car wars, give me those car wars!  If they should bar wars, please let these stay!

I want to like "Looper" but the plot just sounds so stupid.  "Fat Tony's causin' problems for us.  Should we have our assassin in the past kill him as a kid, or mail him back in time?"

I want to like "Looper" but the plot just sounds so stupid.  "Fat Tony's causin' problems for us.  Should we have our assassin in the past kill him as a kid, or mail him back in time?"

I'll start one:  is getting a bad piece of fruit 10 times worse than the holocaust, or only 9 times worse?

I'll start one:  is getting a bad piece of fruit 10 times worse than the holocaust, or only 9 times worse?

It's so rare for a woman to get married!!!

It's so rare for a woman to get married!!!

Barf.  True story.

Barf.  True story.

What do you think about movies where "men be crazy" is the prevailing theme?

What do you think about movies where "men be crazy" is the prevailing theme?