^^^You don't go to the same Hollywood parties I do!

^^^You don't go to the same Hollywood parties I do!

and "Red Dawn" too!

and "Red Dawn" too!

How do you cut hair with a bowl?

How do you cut hair with a bowl?

"Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite."
John Kenneth Galbraith

"Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite."
John Kenneth Galbraith

"Explosions:  Their Lives and Loves" a documentary by Michael Bay.

"Explosions:  Their Lives and Loves" a documentary by Michael Bay.

"Stupid monkey!"

"Stupid monkey!"

"Zis 'Expendables Deux', it is merde!  I give eet ze E rating."

"Zis 'Expendables Deux', it is merde!  I give eet ze E rating."

And it was all a dream!

And it was all a dream!

Frankly I don't think we can ask for more from janitors.  How dedicated is someone supposed to be to cleaning toilets?

Or that dorky loser Patrick Dempsey in "Can't Buy Me Love".

Yup, in "House Bunny" she very convincingly portrayed a nerd.  But "Easy A" was just a trainwreck. 

"Your portmanteau is good, Mr. Bicurious, but mine is better!" cried Liz Celesbian.