"Your portmanteau is good, Mr. Bicurious, but mine is better!" cried Liz Celesbian. 

"There's, like, a zombie apocalypse outside, or something?"  [sighs, texts]

"There's, like, a zombie apocalypse outside, or something?"  [sighs, texts]

He can't read!  What a clod!  What a doofus!  Hahaha!  I laugh at the can't-read-guy!

He can't read!  What a clod!  What a doofus!  Hahaha!  I laugh at the can't-read-guy!

Did your grandpa go to Julliard too?

"But pH balanced for a woman"

"But pH balanced for a woman"

Which is a pretty good movie itself.

Which is a pretty good movie itself.

I prefer "Manimal".

I prefer "Manimal".

I think she's a terrific actor.  She gave a great performance in "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre".  She did fear, despair, pathos, insanity, triumph—it was one of the best performances in a horror movie ever.  And I'm not just saying that because I'm in love with her.

I think she's a terrific actor.  She gave a great performance in "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre".  She did fear, despair, pathos, insanity, triumph—it was one of the best performances in a horror movie ever.  And I'm not just saying that because I'm in love with her.

"Refrigerators are a fad!  Ice cream trucks are the future!"

"Refrigerators are a fad!  Ice cream trucks are the future!"

When they get to Oz…they find a wizard!!!

When they get to Oz…they find a wizard!!!

If there is a special kind of candy that makes someone's muscles get really really big, I bet she eats it! Wink wink!

If there is a special kind of candy that makes someone's muscles get really really big, I bet she eats it! Wink wink!