The British are just a glum people.  I've heard people call it "British Syndrome" when an author insists on unhappy endings.

Did  that "Gilligans Island" show have actors dressed like the characters as well as the contestants?

Did  that "Gilligans Island" show have actors dressed like the characters as well as the contestants?

My grandfather would have said "tits on a boar hog" a saying which might have been transmogrified to "warthog".

My grandfather would have said "tits on a boar hog" a saying which might have been transmogrified to "warthog".

A humorous show?  I wish someone had brought it to my attention before now.

A humorous show?  I wish someone had brought it to my attention before now.

Use your time machine to stop me from buying that pear last week.  I forgot to eat it and it went bad  :(

Use your time machine to stop me from buying that pear last week.  I forgot to eat it and it went bad  :(

If I were dreaming, I would be naked.  Just kidding, I am naked!

If I were dreaming, I would be naked.  Just kidding, I am naked!

If I were dreaming, I would be naked.  Just kidding, I am naked!

Just trying to save people some disappointment.

Just trying to save people some disappointment.

Points for effort, Narrator.

Points for effort, Narrator.

Did it bother you, like it did me, that stars move enough that the star map in the cave painting would be totally useless by the time the Prometheus set off on its trip?  Of course, they could have extrapolated backward, but a script this lazy would never take that step.

Did it bother you, like it did me, that stars move enough that the star map in the cave painting would be totally useless by the time the Prometheus set off on its trip?  Of course, they could have extrapolated backward, but a script this lazy would never take that step.

He said "while you were sleeping, I took pictures of you in pornographic positions." 

He said "while you were sleeping, I took pictures of you in pornographic positions."