Haha, I see it with that haircut. 

Haha, I see it with that haircut. 

For some reason, this title made me think Steven Seagal might be involved in some way.

For some reason, this title made me think Steven Seagal might be involved in some way.

If you think she's a honey, get out that money!

If you think she's a honey, get out that money!

I'd like to crash my airplane into her Pentagon!

I'd like to crash my airplane into her Pentagon!

I'd rather read that than the latest from John Grisham.

I'd rather read that than the latest from John Grisham.

"Mr Bauer, your daughter is here to visit you."

"Mr Bauer, your daughter is here to visit you."

Yeah, who's the asshole?

Yeah, who's the asshole?

Well we can't let the terrorists win.

Well we can't let the terrorists win.

A catheter!  You stick those up your dick!

A catheter!  You stick those up your dick!

So that his son can grow old enough for them to get drunk and party together like in the riotous new comedy classic "That's My Boy"!

So that his son can grow old enough for them to get drunk and party together like in the riotous new comedy classic "That's My Boy"!