Proper "punctuation" is important to "me".

Proper "punctuation" is important to "me".

One of my favorite "Simpsons" quotes.

One of my favorite "Simpsons" quotes.

A 3-episode season???  Lazy Europeans!

A 3-episode season???  Lazy Europeans!

Amanda Bynes is guilty…of being innocent!

Amanda Bynes is guilty…of being innocent!

Zooey r'lyah fhtagn!

Zooey r'lyah fhtagn!

Ferlin Husky started posting here…then bin Laden is killed…Coincidence?  Perhaps.

Ferlin Husky started posting here…then bin Laden is killed…Coincidence?  Perhaps.

Bath salts are a hell of a drug.

Bath salts are a hell of a drug.

Every time I see Zooey Deschanel, I tear a piece of duct-taped plastic sheeting from my windows!

Every time I see Zooey Deschanel, I tear a piece of duct-taped plastic sheeting from my windows!

I would take her to a wheatgrass bar and apologize for all the privileges I, as a man, enjoy.

I would take her to a wheatgrass bar and apologize for all the privileges I, as a man, enjoy.

"I think Ireland on my feet" he said.

"I think Ireland on my feet" he said.