Just wanted to take a second to give Todd some props for his insightful, well written articles.  Though I often disagree with his interpretations; and I'm pretty sure he's the Ohio-Hiker-Hacker stalking innocent families at jigilo infested rest areas, he's handled us talking shit behind his back like a true gentleman.…

During this Queen's Jubilee stuff over in the UK I heard something before seeing the episode that really drove it home.  In English culture it is admired when somebody doesn't care for the position they are thrust like The Queen into but do well at it anyway.  It really capped off a charming character who embodied the…

During this Queen's Jubilee stuff over in the UK I heard something before seeing the episode that really drove it home.  In English culture it is admired when somebody doesn't care for the position they are thrust like The Queen into but do well at it anyway.  It really capped off a charming character who embodied the…

No mention of "Friday"covered so eloquently by Rebecca Black?  I think even Bob was like, "How the hell did I get stapled to this brat?"

No mention of "Friday"covered so eloquently by Rebecca Black?  I think even Bob was like, "How the hell did I get stapled to this brat?"

The hell he doesn't! LISTEN KID! He's been been hearing that crap ever since The Ninth Gate. He's out there busting his silly accents every night. Tell your old man to drag Brando and Price up and down the set for 120 minutes.

I wasn't clear that my criticism was based solely on his live action films.  Animation is an entirely different beast, as it lets directors really stretch.  As for Mars Attacks!, that was pretty much his sequel to Ed Wood by making an Ed Wood film. Ed Wood was based on his biography but that aside that film was saved…

Tim Burton is a damn hack.  Only three of his movies are actually original ideas: Big Fish, Beetlejuice, and Scissorhands.  The rest he just phones in a parody or remake with his lazy "signature style".  Granted I've never seen his short films, and maybe when he was hungry he could actually put forth a visionary…

After all the horrible shit Marlo pulled he never gets his comeuppance.  That's why I loved hating him even more at the end.  Every time he came on I was hoping he would get whacked but nope.  Fuck Omar got whacked by a god damn pint sized assassin yet Marlo gets to go right back on the street.

It's kind of like porn.  Throw on some girl-on-girl and everybody's like "fuck yeah!" but put up two guys doing it and suddenly it's all "turn it off!" Beavis and Butthead were totally reviled in their day but now they are the intellectual jewel of MTV. People get what they want to get out of these shows like…

I know not a single one of his themes was selected.  What's up with that?

He has pretty eyes.  I want them.  *Pulls knife*

Wow that's a lot of vitrol for Sorkin.  Did he blithically defile a young Rabin like a priest babysitting a boy scout just because he felt like demolishing a young writer.  Did Sorkin dismiss Rabin at a SWG party with, "you wouldn't even be good enough to suck Jonah Freidlander's stimpled cock."  Rabin you need to…

Yeah fat girls come easier.  It's scientific fact.  You can pound a skinny girl all day and she might moan a little but you get a girl thrity pounds overwight and it's like Niagra Falls.  Plus skinny girls are reluctant with the oral.

There is something deeply unholy about Micheal Bay films.  You don't drink from the bottle; the bottle drinks from you kind of way.

I'll skip over Day After, Fail Safe, and Threads and go with By Dawns Early Light from 1990.  An almost did really happen a couple of times TV movie about the chaos of the collapsing Soviet Union (actually it's rogue Russian generals or something) and how it could easily escalate.  Spoiler, the immense sacrifices that…

I saw that film years ago and watched it again on Netflix.  It really held the emotional impact.  I don't think the end is as sad as the sustained sense of melancholy as the characters grapple with their own and humanity's end.  The ending was actually kind of upbeat compared to the mournful conversations and…

That's racist!!

You know Fox News did the exact same thing but with 9/11 victims yet it's the perverts they go after not the evil corporate pricks who pass the blame like herpes.  For every day of jail this guys sits I want Rupert and his neanderthal looking son to sit with him.

Bradley Nowell was 28 which is off by one year but he still gets lumped in.  Why isn't he on this list?  Oh because the music selections ignore mainstream pop in favor of pretentious underground stuff that hipsters like to spout off about.  Hence no Nirvana, Hendrix, or Richie Vallens.  Bad form.