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Lecy Goranson?

Yes, later. I'll do that healthy stuff later.

Washington, Washington
Six foot twenty
Fucking killing for fun
Spread, spread
The Delaware
He's coming
He's coming
He's coming

Here comes George
In control
Women dug his snuff
And his gallant stroll
Ate opponents' brains
And invented cocaine

Oh god yeah … https://www.youtube.com/wat…

According to the NY Times, the White House Correspondents’ Dinner roast of Trump may be the very reason he is where he is today.
http://www.nytimes.com/2016…

Excellent use of a domain.

-You're soft on Superman, you know why?
[Someone in the AVC peanut gallery shouts something]
-She just said a terrible thing. You know what she said? Shout it out, because I don’t wanna …
[Someone in the AVC peanut gallery shouts something again]
[Chuckles]
-You’re not allowed to say, and I never expect to hear that from…

Looks like a good Batman movie and just a terrible, terrible Superman movie.

Compliance!

He flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami.

Now it's time for the easiest part of any coach's job. The cuts. Although I wasn't able to cut everyone I wanted to, I have cut a lot of you. Wendell is cut. Rudy is cut. Janey, you're gone. Steven, I like your hustle. … That's why it was so hard to cut you. Congratulations, the rest of you made the team! Except you,…

Well, AOL actually purchased Time Warner for $164 billion. Its market cap is currently $59 billion, but at least it still exists as a profitable company.

Fucking Catholics, do they even Christ?

The crowd noise consists almost entirely of extras from New York saying, “Hey! I'm walking here!”

The more interesting list might be the songs from the Clear Channel playlist they didn't go on the naughty list.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/2…

Guy Fieri tries so hard.

I googled AILF. Interesting image results.