I remember loving this movie when I was 10. I'm almost afraid to watch it again, for fear of finding out that it's horrible. I had that experience with "Running Man," which is a really terrible movie.

yeah, that was a totally sincere and serious comment

lol

your snark fucking sucks

the main issue with these is that they fucking suck. they don't flow, the dialogue is cringeworthy and delivered poorly, they lack dramatic tension, the main actor in the first one was horrible, the battles lacked depth and human impact, the "romance" was laughable, the core conflict was BORING AS FUCK, the…

This is the trolliest article I've ever read on the AVClub, and that's saying something.

"Political correctness—I don’t know what’s going on with that shit today."
-Old, rich, white guys

What does invoking the First Amendment have to do with anything happening here?

Jazz is boring? Jazz? Billie Holliday, Louis Armstrong, Dizzy Gillespie, Wynton Marsalis, Chet Baker, Dave Brubeck, Edith Piaf? Those guys are all horribly boring? OK, then.

These guys look like fucking tools, and the title of their album is wacked out nonsense bullshit. I hope their music is awesome, because they have a lot to make up for already.

If anyone is confused about Mulholland Drive, you absolutely have to read this: http://birthmoviesdeath.com…

The bootleg Sean O'Neal copies that have now populated the site lack O'Neal's awareness, and so default to snark for everyday, commonplace observations in a desperate attempt to garner his cachet.

I'm not gonna lie, though. I really fucking love titties.

His Mom is hot, though.

I've been gone a long-ass time, homie. I got turned off the then-new commenting system (which was worse than this one) and after the exodus, disillusioned by much of the new staff. Now that the comments are a little easier to navigate (and O'Neal's still here), I'll probably drop in from time to time. PLUS: fucking…

Jesus Christ, fucking please no.

Funnily enough, Esposito's writing is so much better when she's being sincere. This was a good read.

Then, shit, I gotta get some weed.

I liked the song they did on Colbert. It got me excited about the new joint. What a shame to hear it's no good.

Who the fuck is that between Capadonna and GZA?