Fucking Bill Cosby.

Here's a tip: if you want to make an argument that someone is a good writer, don't compare them to Myers, Steel, and Dan Fucking Brown.

Creed was unbelievably bad, what is wrong with you?

Another amazing part of Wilson's testimony is how he describes, after shooting Brown, that Brown just "swelled up" and began charging him through the bullets (!!!)

Yeah - your Mom called me up, and I metaphor dirty sex.

You can't seriously be comparing PHC to Wait Wait, and conclude that Wait Wait.. is the "self-satisfied" one. PHC is the epitome of self-satisfaction. Now I wonder about you.

APHC is amazing to me, just because of how infuriating Garrison Keillor's voice is. It is the embodiment of smarmy smugness - you just KNOW that motherfucker is 100% classist, and at least 50% racist. Like, the closest he'll ever get to liking hip-hop is listening to Jerry Lee Lewis.

Come on. Who the fuck CARES that Africans don't celebrate Christmas (which, many of them do). Why the fuck is concern about debt, illness, and aid in Africa framed around CHRISTMAS. Jesus Christ.

Fuck Bob Geldof.

"Isn't that what the basis of christianity is all about - being grateful
to "god" that he's going to save YOU, while everyone else is condemned?"

No.

How about: "Ask God to help them, instead of you." That gets more to the absolute unfairness of contemporary wealth distribution, without sounding like "FUCK THOSE AFRICAN GUYS, AMIRITE?!?" that the original lyric conveyed.

Behold the power of social media. Would have been a lot harder to have something like this go as viral in the 90s.

"When you weigh in about whether a man is innocent or guilty of a crime you have already left the realm of the subjective."

"Attention"

How the fuck.

I know why he hates it.

Dude, fuck your computer. You're obviously posting from SOMETHING, so you're not completely cut off. Get that shit fixed later, and go down to Delaware ASAP. Come on, man! Priorities!

Come "straight" out, ha ha.

This is a severely underrated comment.