This song is the fucking definition of "goofy novelty." This is worse than Jethro Tull. And I fucking hate Jethro Tull.

Wow, this was terrible.

I legit hate all 3 singles from the Goo Goo Dolls too.

He's trying to write like O'Neal, but has nowhere near the acumen nor insight. O'Neal isn't good just because he's snarky; it's because he aims his snark precisely and (usually) at good subject. I mean, who the fuck thinks The Mask is forgettable?

So, for example, he's different from Paul Wall, Stitchez, Cage, and Iron Solomon?

WHAT. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. DONALD GLOVER IS NOT LIKE OTHER BLACK GUYS, INSOFAR AS WE ARE ALL OUR OWN UNIQUE INDIVIDUALS. COULD YOU PLEASE CLARIFY YOUR STATEMENT.

Of course Frank Miller is wearing a fedora. At this point in his life, Frank Miller is essentially a fedora that has somehow gained sentience and the ability to string words together.

Yeah, well, that's just like, your opinion, man.

"Does the Fargo nod mean that the movie will be full of quirky
people with folksy Moon-esota accents? What does a Moon-esota accent
sound like? Would it be planet-ist of us to make fun of their weird
accent?"

What's a "large sized AA" woman? Large, w/ AA boobs? Or large, and a recovering alcoholic?

No, it wasn't a very good review. And I hate D'Souza. But this review was crap.

Holy shit, dude. Why so hostile? Is this really necessary?

I am genuinely mystified at how anyone likes Reservoir Dogs more than Pulp Fiction. Everything good about Reservoir Dogs is done better in Pulp Fiction. Everything.

This is incredibly stupid, and a horrible, horrible idea. I took a shit today that was a better ending than this nonsense you just wrote.

What the fuck are you talking about Willow and Jaden have literally never tried to be "ghetto." They're just black, you idiot.

"Billionaire autotuners"? What on earth are you talking about, man?!

Not in the rest of the developed world, and not in Mexico and the Gulf states either, I can tell you that.

Ha ha, holy shit, dude! Not even I'm this goddamn militant! Yo, you know that other people can have problems too, right?

Huh? Is this a thing? Mohd likes to mock fat people?

Viva the Bechdel Test. Lovely article.