Thank God (GET IT?!) I wasn't the only one.  I was laughing my fucking ass off.

They had to have the maid needlessly strip to meet their quota.  A week without tits would be unthinkable!

Black Frasier was huge on BET.  Every Thursday night at around 9 or 9:15.

Niles Kane (notice that Kane sounds like Crane?) appears at Tom's weakest moments to quip about life, death, and amusing little merlots.

I won't watch it unless it contains gratuitous high-brow banter with David Hyde Pierce.

A bug would be better.