*looks over script of Cash Me Outside* How bout dat?

Seriously people?!

I would eat that burger. Then die like I lived. With some hot juicy beef in my mouth.

I had a strong urge to watch Alien: Resurrection yesterday. So I did. Please judge me.

I unabashedly love Monster Squad. Even as a kid though I had to wonder why Horace had a garlic sandwich on him when they go to the mansion. I know fat kid is fat, so of course he has food on him, but he didn't bring that sandwich to fight monsters. Or did? Still, that would've been badass if he took a bite out of it…

Up voted for using the proper words.

It's: "You forgot the power glove!" I haven't seen the movie in 20 years but that line sticks with me for some reason…maybe I just wanted a crappy power glove…to kill teenagers with.

Now I'm thinking of GG Allin and Divine in a movie together and I *quickly fumbles for wastebasket*

Trot does have a more playful tone to it for your dead horse beating jokes. Shame on you HDB.

Wow. Almost half of that is describing what happened in the first movie. I mean STAR WARS. Whoa boy I sure didn't read any of THAT. Ha….ha…..

I find your lack of oxygen…disturbing.

Not to be a jerk or anything but at least he didn't go out like David Carradine. Can you imagine the jokes?

@avclub-f2b489efd726db529335e31c83509c73:disqus  I just got into Fringe last week and I love reading your comments in character. Especially now that you have a nemesis.

"I bet when you buy a hat like that you get a free bowl of soup. Oh but it looks good on you though!" *rolls eyes*

I actually had to record Spooky Tooth from vinyl to cd for my dad a couple of weeks ago because he found his old record collection but doesn't have his old record player. I mention this because I had never heard of them  before but had to mess with the recorder and stuff so I ended up hearing it four times in one day.…

Oh thank you yes. Still one of my favorite sketches from UCB. Why won't they give me what I want and release Season 3 on dvd!? With special features. *looks into bucket of truth* DON'T YOU THINK I KNOW THAT!?

I freaking loved this series when I was a kid. These were the first books I read that had an overarching story line. It's been forever since I've touched them but I have fantastic memories of burying myself into the pages after school and on the weekends. I was actually sad when I took down the whole series in about 2…

He is Franz Kafka!! Franz Kafka!

If I saw a Criterion release of C.H.U.D. at the store I'd continue to walk towards the exit until an employee stopped me demanding that I pay for the item in my hand. My body would know I needed the C.H.U.D. before my brain would. -Hypothetically true story.

I would absolutely LOVE a Howard Hawks primer. Get on it Rabin!!