You have to admire that kind of commitment to alliteration, especially when you can make fun of it.  Win win!

What are the odds we could have an episode where Gloria doesn't shout one line?

God, I hope you're wrong.

This is one of the few promo pics from Discovery that doesn't have at least one of the cast looking pissed off at the cameraman while defiantly crossing their arms across their chest.

Predictably, these two responses will split along gender lines.

I'm not surprised that Joe Morgan bought into that idea, but when I saw that some smarter sportswriters and columnists (Art Thiel of the late Seattle PI, for example) believed that also, it was depressing.

Obligatory fap at her mention.

It just cracks me up when Christopher calls her "My stinky valentine."

Only if Jeremy Clarkson can die an epic, gruesome death.

I think Katt Williams is a better fit for the role of the Chocolate Monk,

I thought it was Bitching Bad.

Don't underestimate SNL's ability to misuse talent…

Shut up Fenton!

I'll bring the saltines!

Like Sedaris, I suspect she's crazy.    Her imagination is way too fertile for her to be completely sane.

Can we agree that Sedaris is likely the craziest of them all?

That raises the question of who's a worse wife—Skyler or Lois?

Obviously none of these girls has an understanding of how degrading it would be to have that job.

Slutty Cindy Lou Who?  Who's only forty two?

Those have to be the worst two names for a women's clothing store I've ever heard.