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MOTORBOAT FORMATION, SOLIDERS!

MOTORBOAT FORMATION, SOLIDERS!

It's a shame Ol' Dirty Chinese Restaurant didn't live long enough to see this.

It's a shame Ol' Dirty Chinese Restaurant didn't live long enough to see this.

Christ, the chin on that lovechild could give Robert Z'Dar a run for his money.

Christ, the chin on that lovechild could give Robert Z'Dar a run for his money.

When you're down with Hollywood Hogan and the New World Order, brother, you're down 4 Life!

When you're down with Hollywood Hogan and the New World Order, brother, you're down 4 Life!

Montypark, The Asylum already did with Traci Lords. She keeps her clothes on in it so no nudity.

Montypark, The Asylum already did with Traci Lords. She keeps her clothes on in it so no nudity.

That's Hedly!

That's Hedly!

That's Headley!

That's Headley!

Looking at the Lords Of Salem IMDb page, Richard Lynch and Billy Drago are both in it, along with Clint Howard, Micheal Berryman, Sid Haig, and Udo Keir, Say what you will about Zombie's movies, he knows how to hire the cream of the b-movie actor crop.

Looking at the Lords Of Salem IMDb page, Richard Lynch and Billy Drago are both in it, along with Clint Howard, Micheal Berryman, Sid Haig, and Udo Keir, Say what you will about Zombie's movies, he knows how to hire the cream of the b-movie actor crop.

Why does it taste like asparagus?

Isn't the Star Trek movie rule is that all the odd numbered movies sucked?

Isn't the Star Trek movie rule is that all the odd numbered movies sucked?

Both Billy and Kelly are from Chicago. What's with musicians from Chicago wanting to piss on people?