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Both Billy and Kelly are from Chicago. What's with musicians from Chicago wanting to piss on people?

Yo, Angela!

Yo, Angela!

Has anyone done the American Psycho quotes in this article yet? Okay, I'll bite the bullet. "I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album Duke. Before that I didn't understand them. They were too artsy, too intellectual."

Has anyone done the American Psycho quotes in this article yet? Okay, I'll bite the bullet. "I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album Duke. Before that I didn't understand them. They were too artsy, too intellectual."

I agree about the Vitus. I was hoping for a review either on the site when it was released a couple weeks ago or in this article but no dice.

I agree about the Vitus. I was hoping for a review either on the site when it was released a couple weeks ago or in this article but no dice.

WILD, MAN, WIIIIILD!

WILD, MAN, WIIIIILD!

Donkey Lips, did MTV finally fire John Norris? I remember flipping through the channels a couple of years ago and seeing him on MTV and I was like, "Holy Shit, he still on? I thought they would have Logan's Run-ed his ass by now. He must be pushing 50."

Donkey Lips, did MTV finally fire John Norris? I remember flipping through the channels a couple of years ago and seeing him on MTV and I was like, "Holy Shit, he still on? I thought they would have Logan's Run-ed his ass by now. He must be pushing 50."

Or if Charlie Kelly lost the fake beard for his Serpico outfit.

Or if Charlie Kelly lost the fake beard for his Serpico outfit.

Feast your eyes on this Spin Doctors movie, Mr. Mare!

Feast your eyes on this Spin Doctors movie, Mr. Mare!

I remember when Crowded House would rip into Don't Dream It's Over the mosh pits would go crazy. Slayer fans have nothing on House-Heads when it came to tearing shit up.

I remember when Crowded House would rip into Don't Dream It's Over the mosh pits would go crazy. Slayer fans have nothing on House-Heads when it came to tearing shit up.

'He said the sheriff's near!"

'He said the sheriff's near!"

Bitch, get over here and have sex with Charlie Murphy!