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Bitch, get over here and have sex with Charlie Murphy!

He has enough meat on his bones for you to feast on for days, General Amin.

He has enough meat on his bones for you to feast on for days, General Amin.

I've been there, Eric. Ah, the many SyFy Channel/Lifetime movies I've sat through just to see Katharine Isabelle. We all have an actor/actress that we'll watch no matter how bad the films they're in are. We should know better by now but we just can't give them up.

I've been there, Eric. Ah, the many SyFy Channel/Lifetime movies I've sat through just to see Katharine Isabelle. We all have an actor/actress that we'll watch no matter how bad the films they're in are. We should know better by now but we just can't give them up.

Number eight *URP!*

Number eight *URP!*

Yeah, Hazi. The only good thing about the no-personality having, dull as dishwater Spurs winning the championship again would be to knock off that smarmy used-car salesman/t.v. preacher fake smile off of Stern's face that he constantly has.

Yeah, Hazi. The only good thing about the no-personality having, dull as dishwater Spurs winning the championship again would be to knock off that smarmy used-car salesman/t.v. preacher fake smile off of Stern's face that he constantly has.

Between being stuck in a bunch of Uwe Boll movies and this Brendan Fletcher needs to fire his agent ASAP.

Shit, someone check to see if Al Green's okay.

'Can we rastafy the Artful Dodger by 10% and throw in a rapping cartoon dog?"

I heard her acting is hard to beat. I know, I'm a terrible human being.

"You can't print that!"- David St. Hubbins.

Given the lifespan of shows that Summer's starred in they probably cancelled the pilot mid-filming.

Surprise, it's a gritty re-boot of Major Dad!

I'm happy things worked out, except the Whitney renewal, but there is a twisted part of me that wanted to see the nerdrage that would have resulted if Whitney was renewed and Community and P&R got cancelled. Some men just want to see the internet burn. I guess I'm one of those sick sons of bitches.

Stylin' and profilin', looking as only the Nature Boy can look! Diamonds are forever and so are the Four Horsemen so whether you like it or don't like it, learn to love it because it's the best thing going today!

"I'll take your motherfucking ass to a chicken fight!"

Six Episodes And A Direct-To-DVD Movie!