Carly Simon raping Jensen Ackles, hottest Supernatural fanfic ever?

Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider, David Spade, and Chris Farley's bloated corpse star in Who Pooped The Bed? Coming Summer 2013! Rated ARRR for pirate! Fuck You!

Yeah, the last PiL album sucked shit-stained balls but I bought the EP they released on Record Store Day last weekend out of curiosity since I saw them on their comeback tour in Baltimore a couple years ago and liked the show and the EP was surprisingly good. It sounded like Lydon went back to the dub reggae influence…

"I don't care what you think"

"It's a bit nutty"

Sorry things didn't work out between you and St. Vincent, O'Neal. Don't happen to still have Annie's number, do you? I'm asking for a friend.

At this point in time I'd have been more shocked that it wasn't Eugene Levy. Is he in a Dave Foley-like situation where he owes a fuckton of child support so he has to do whatever shit movie comes along his way? With the way things are going we'll be seeing Levy's dick in the next Uwe Boll movie.

I heard the new Soundgarden song last night. It was good hearing Kim playing guitar again but that was about the only thing going for it. It sounded like an Audioslave b-side.

BOOM! HEADSHOT!

Donkey Lips, Promises and Push-Backs has been MBV's m.o. since Loveless. That probably should be the title of Loveless' follow-up, if such a thing should ever happen.

EMF's success was unbelievable. OHHHHH!

Looks like Adam Sandler's production company is letting other studios borrow the Awesome-O 2000.

Are you saying you would tolerate the shit out of Jennifer Lawrence

I thought it was a term the It's Always Sunny guys made up.

Yeah, stick with the shitty SyFy Channel movies like Ogre and Super Shark, John.

HOW'S IT TASTE, MOTHERFUCKER? HUH?

Montypark, I would have gone with John Cena. Same difference.

A person tied up in a barber shop, wouldn't "Floyd The Barber" be a more appropriate Nirvana song in a scene like that

I won't lie, reading her story about getting nailed from behind while watching the cop torture scene from Reservoir Dogs was kinda hot.

It would explain why I haven't seen any commercials for the film and didn't know of it's existence until I saw it mentioned in the Hater piece a couple days ago. The studio looks to be burying it.