The Ice Cube kids movie Fred directed was The Comebacks. God knows why I remember that. I think because at the time I was hoping the movie would be a huge hit so Fred wouldn't come back to music. It wasn't

I would have taken a doom/stoner metal episode over the nu-metal episode. I'd rather hear Wino's take on things than anything Fred Durst or any Slipknot goon have rattling around in their empty heads.

You can't print that!

Shit, Miller, now you got me wanting to listen to the Judgement Night soundtrack. Off to Rhapsody I go,

Mary Elizabeth Winstead isn't coming back for this one? *bows head sadly and walks out of thread while the Charlie Brown Christmas music plays*

They're protecting those strangers you may find in the Alps. One of them is named Mister Falcon.

Castle upkeep doesn't pay for itself you know.

You rang?

It wasn't your fault, CFAmick.

BOOM! HEADSHOT!

For those about to fap

I'd rather listen to the D than Death Cub For The People Collective or whatever twee bullshit the hipsters like this hour.

I guess Tommy Wiseau never read their work.

You need to get a Kickstarter page set up for that movie idea ASAP.

The Asylum thinks Atlas Shrugged's sets look cheap.

W.E.

I noticed she disappeared after I jokingly compared her to a girl I went out with and asked if Bessi was her. I hope she didn't do anything drastic. I know the girl I went out with is still alive, at least she was when I last heard from her at the end of last November,

The dead have risen and they're voting Republican and buying Adele cds!

Any more having sex while watching movies stories? I'm asking for a friend. A friend, yeah, that's the ticket.

Raymond, I got an e-mail notice for tickets going on sale for a Psychedelic Furs show in Baltimore in March so it looks like they're touring again.